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my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging
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Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.
Did that teacher get fired?
I feel like that teacher should get murdered
Hmm, I can only WONDER what was that teacher’s biological sex was
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute
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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
(Source: bitchface-loves-you, via crazyisthenewblack)
On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
(via sempiternalperception)
